Merchant: Welcome! Hello, stranger. Oh… Break’s over, I suppose! Take a look. Something’s bound to catch your eye. I have some new goods that might interest you. Gun rhymes with fun for a reason, stranger! Nothing but the finest wares! I have something I think you’ll like. I’ve got some new items in stock, heheh. Come, take a look! Got some new wares, stranger. You’re in for a treat. Heheh. Having a rough day, stranger? You have the stench of battle on you, mate. Heheh.
Merchant: Got some rare things on sale, stranger. Well then. What can I do you for? Anything else I can ‘elp you with? What can I interest you in? My back is killin’ me. Years haven’t been kind to me, I suppose. I’ve got something new for you, mate. Got something new for ya.
Merchant: Will that be all, then? Come back anytime. Don’t get yourself killed now, haha. Pleasant travels. Next time, buy somethin’, ey?
Buy
Merchant: Why not try your hand at a news gun, stranger? Might save your life… Without the necessary funds, I’m afraid we don’t have a deal! Oh, what’re ya buyin’? You’ll get some bang for your buck, I guarantee it. All my wares are in tip-top shape, I assure you. That cash in your pocket or your life? Easy choice, mate.
Merchant (buy Case Upgrade): A bit more space never hurt anyone. Perfect size for you, stranger.
Merchant (buy Case Upgrade 2): A decent size. But size ain’t everything, am I right?
Merchant (buy Case Upgrade 3): That there’s pretty big. Enough to get the job done, surely.
Merchant (buy Case Upgrade 4): Bigger is better, as they say. Least, I thought so when I was a lad…heheh.
Merchant (buy SR M1903): Wish your enemies sweet dreams from afar with a bullet straight through their heads, mwahaha! Go on, take this as well. Free of charge! All yours, stranger!
Merchant (buy Bolt Thrower): Not only will you need cash, but you’ll need guts to buy that weapon.
Merchant (buy Riot Gun): Ah, that there’s a real boomstick, mate. It’ll reduce your target to a bloody pulp!
Merchant (buy First Aid Spray): Stocking up while you can? Wise choice. I don’t always have this in stock, stranger. Better to be overprepared, am I right?
Merchant (buy Recipe): Information is a commodity these days.
Merchant (buy Broken Butterfly): I see you have an eye for things. Gun’s not just about shootin’. It’s about reloadin’. You know what I’m talkin’ about.
Merchant (buy Stingray): This gun turns heads into pumpkins, mate. Take this for a rampage through the patch, heheh!
Merchant (buy Blacktail): That’s an exemplary firearm right there, stranger. Not the best, sure, but she’ll male you an ideal companion.
Merchant (buy Body Armor): Don’t worry, I offer repair services as well.
Merchant (buy Striker): You’ll be shooting off some nasty fireworks in quick succession with that!
Merchant (buy TMP): Oho! You’ll cut through the crowd with that right there.
Merchant (buy Killer 7): Honestly, this might be the only gun you need…
Merchant (buy Rocket Launcher): Not my place to say, really, but sometimes things are more interesting if you keep a level playing field, don’t you find?
Merchant (buy): Lightweight and easy to handle, this weapon has a lot of power.
Tune up
Merchant: That’s about all I can do for this weapon. Although… no, never mind. That’s good work if I do say so myself. We’re starting to get an idea of your tastes, friend. Good as new. Easy work. Crossin’ your T’s, dottin’ your I’s. That’s the way to be. A well-tuned weapon can make up for a lack of skill, friend. This kind of work is about finesse, stranger. Little bit goes a long way. You’ll see…professionnalisme. Moldin’ a weapon to suit your specific needs, oho! It’s a thing of beauty, innit? Dazzled, are you? Our craftsmanship demands no less. See how that feels, mate. Fella like yourself should notice the difference right away. There you are, as you wished. Your galère are in good hands, mate. I’ll see you right. Give that the care it deserves, mate. Good luck to you, stranger. Knife needs care every once in a while. Could be the difference between life and death. Try that on for size. Well, well, I can certainly do something with this. Ah… I’ll buy it at a high price. If you want a fightin’ chance out there, you best tune up your kit! I don’t believe it. You went and did them all! I guess everyone needs a hobby…
Sell
Merchant: Rubies or rubbish, it makes no difference. The price, well, that’s our choice to make. A deal well struck, heheh! Your valuables won’t do you much good in the grave. Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger! I knew you were a go-getter! I’ll buy almost everything. Well done, stranger! Perfect. You’re a real professional. Can’t sell what I don’t have. Thank you! This is what I’m talking about! Fine work! Stranger! Oooh, I’ll pay a pretty penny for that. Heheheheh, thank you. Oooh, I’ll pay a pretty penny for that.
Trade
Merchant: What’s that? How have we procured these curiosities? Heheheh, you don’t wanna know, mate! There’s some things money can’t buy. That won’t cover it, I’m afraid. We like our herbs, we do. Heal a man, kill a man. They do it all, heheh! Came into some other bits and bobs too, mate.
Merchant (trade Punisher): A wise choice, mate! Its ammo will penetrate just about anything.
Merchant (trade Treasure Map): You’ve got a soft spot for treasure, ey? Yeah, that’s the way.
Merchant (trade Yellow Diamond): Heheh, a wise choice. I know I say that a lot, but I mean it.
Merchant (trade Exclusive Upgrade Ticket): So, which weapon will you be givin’ a shine to? Give us a shout when you want to tune it up.
Jobs
Merchant: A job well done deserves payment in kind. So that’s a request, done and dusted, eh? Good stuff, mate. Good stuff, stranger! Haha, well done! You’ve proven yourself reliable. Ah, I see you took care of a request. Well done. Nice work! Heheheh, I knew I could count on you. Ah, I see you took care of a request. Well done. Stranger! I heard you took care of that last request. On behalf of my compatriots, I thank you, friend.
Target Practice
Merchant: Welcome, stranger. I believe this is your first time ‘aving a go at target practice. There’s only one rule — shoot the targets as they pop up. Simple enough, am I right? If you do well, I’ll make it worth your while. Knick knacks and whatnot. Anyway, have fun, mate!
Merchant: : Congratulations! I’ve prepared a new game for you. I think you’ll like this one!
Merchant: Rely too much on a single weapon and you’ll find yourself out of ammo, mate.
Merchant: 3! 2! 1! Begin! You’re an artist, mate! You have a knack for this, friend! Superb shot! Brilliant! That’s the stuff! That’s it! Oh, beautiful! That’s your lot. Double kill! Incredible! Heheheh! And that’s the game! Very good! I can’t believe it. Superb job! Outstanding! Triple kill!
Merchant: Oh, friendly fire, stranger! I’ll have to penalize you for that, I’m afraid! You missed. That’s not like you.
Merchant: It’s a bullet bonanza! Fire everything you’ve got! Let the bonus time begin! You’ve been waitin’ for it. A flood of targets!
Merchant: A perfect performance!? Are you for real, mate? Well, I’ll be. We got a real deadeye on our hands. My… I-I’m speechless. You have a knack for this, friend! I can’t believe it. Superb job!
Merchant: Targets don’t just stick around forever, ey? Don’t let the small fry distract you from the big fish! Some of the targets are, well, particularly sturdy. One shot won’t be enough for those, I’d wager! Now a shotgun — that can cover a lot of area with just one shell. Talk about bang for your buck. Use a submachine gun if you want to make quick work of the targets. If you can live with the lack of precision, that is.
Merchant: Do come again, stranger. We’ll see you again soon, ey!