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The Tar Therapist

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Level 1

The Tar Therapist: Hello, and welcome to my humble abode. You must be… a porter? Ah, of course—you’ve brought a delivery for me. Excellent. I’ll assess its condition right away. No way… You actually found this thing!? That’s amazing. You are… special! Of that I have no doubt. A Q-pid? Ah, so that’s why you and Drawbridge are out here. Very well—please connect me to your network!

The Tar Therapist: What a fascinating experience, this chiral network… Like nothing I’ve ever seen before. I’m a tar therapist, by the way. I head people and fix natural anomalies with methods rooted in my own independent study of tar. My theories have other applications, too, such as one relating to the golden hunters which emerge from the currents. You see, I believe they can be launched from the DHV Magellan’s cannons to render aid. To avail yourself of their services, you would need only request fire support from the vessel. And when deployed against human belligerents in this fashion, the Golden Hunters utilize tar to hinder and entrap their prey. But be warned that you can only call upon them within network coverage. And use them wisely, okay?
Sam: A tar therapist?
The Tar Therapist: Tar is not only intrinsically entwined with the other side, but also exerts an influence on human health and other natural phenomena. If applied correctly, we can use it to resolve all manner of physical and mental imbalances. I’ve begun putting my theories into practice here. You can learn all about it by reading the corpus. Oh, yes—you’ve met the Phantom Smith already, haven’t you? He’s one of the few who truly grasps what I’m trying to accomplish here. With his continued support and the aid of the chiral network, I firmly believe I can develop even better applications.
Sam: Launching golden hunters?
The Tar Therapist: As you may know, all manner of hunters dwell within the tar currents. When golden hunters are alerted to the presence of humans, they attempt to bind them with tar and ferry them to the other side. I ran a few simulations with APAS, which have already produced results. The power of the network is unmatched, isn’t it? Anyway, they confirm that the DHV Magellan should be able to summon Golden Hunters and launch them with its auxiliary cannon. To do so with acceptable accuracy requires network coverage, so this won’t always be an option. But consider deploying them against human enemies if you can. There’s zero risk of triggering a voidout, so no need to hold back.
Sam: I need to head out.
The Tar Therapist: Thank you for taking the time to come see me. Do visit again. I’ll be waiting for you.


Level 2

The Tar Therapist: Sorry that you had to brave the timefall. It has a way of seeping into the Ka, after all. I expect you’re already feeling a bit downcast? Hopefully completing these orders will raise your spirits. Such fine-looking cargo. I feel refreshed by its presence. You have such a refreshing energy—and a strong back too. A true man of action. I’ve increased your materials allocation, so why not use more? My treat. I’d like you to take this canteen with you. It has certain innate healing properties, you see. I think you’ll find that it’s even more effective than your current one at helping you to replenish your stamina. When we overreach, we risk throwing our mind and body into disarray. It’ll help ensure that your balance is preserved. Best of luck to you.


Level 3

The Tar Therapist: Oh, thank you for coming. Please wait while I take a look at the order data. I really didn’t think I’d ever see this cargo. You’ve filled my heart with joy today. Still doing what you can for us all I see. If you’re looking to liven things up, maybe this will help? I’ve increased your materials allocation, so why not use more? My treat. This, my friend, is a rather unique sign. Should you decide to place it in the field, those adrift in the tar currents may sense your thoughts and desires and elect to seek you out. Especially since you’re a porter so wholly dedicated to his craft. One who occasionally takes more cargo than he can realistically handle? At such times, consider leaving of your load beneath one of these signs. If serendipity smiles upon you, someone might come along and lend you a hand. Only one way to find out. And with that, I wish you good fortune.


Level 4

The Tar Therapist: Decided to brave the wilds at night I see. The oppressive darkness can feel like a weight on one’s Ka. Take care that it doesn’t break yours. Now then, I believe I have orders to review. An incredible, unbelievable amount! You are a man unbound by mortal limitations! I really didn’t think I’d ever see this cargo. You’ve filled my heart with joy today. You’ve done so much for me. I’ve been thinking… wouldn’t this look great on you? I’ve upped your materials allocation a bit more. Fabricate away, don’t hold back. Every time you’ve graced my doorstep, I’ve been struck by your boundless vitality. So I’d like to present you with a color befitting that energy. Hopefully you’ll agree it suits your image… Try it out and see what you think.


Level 5

The Tar Therapist: Sorry that you had to brave the timefall. It has a way of seeping into the Ka, after all. I expect you’re already feeling a bit downcast? Hopefully completing these orders will raise your spirits. No way… You actually found this thing!? That’s amazing. Sam—you are too much! Please accept this symbol of my undying gratitude! I’ve upped your materials allocation a bit more. Fabricate away, don’t hold back. You’re a man unlike any I’ve met before. I know this to be true—I feel it in my soul every time you visit. So, if you’ve need of rest and respite, you’re welcome to stay at my shelter for as long as you like. You can take advantage of my tar therapies to refresh yourself as well. Consider it an open offer, Sam.

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