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Level 1
Danny & Michael: Yoo, how’s it hanging!?
Michael: We did not think anyone was gonna find that cargo, much less deliver it to us!
Danny: Fucking crazy bro. We’ll check it out right away! What!? It’s actually the cargo we were hoping for!
Michael: This is a major surprise, bro.
Danny: You’re a hell of a lot more skilled than the average porter.
Michael: You know, we’ve got a feeling you might just be the badass we’ve been waiting for.
Danny: Still, we’re gonna put this whole Q-pid network connection—whatever the fuck thing—on hold for now.
Michael: Handle our totally impossible-to-complete sub order, though, and we might just reconsider.
Danny & Michael: Show us that you’re worthy, bro! Good luck.
Danny & Michael: What’s up bro!
Danny: We’ve been wondering when you were gonna show.
Danny & Michael: Whoa, fucking sweet!
Danny: You actually went and found our shit. In which case…
Michael: We’ll just have to give it a quick squizz!
Danny & Michael: Guess this cargo’s decent. You passed the test, bro.
Danny: Okay, you know what? We’re giving you the green light to connect us to the chiral network.
Danny & Michael: Hook us up, brother!
Danny: Got us all linked up did ya?
Michael: The chiral network, huh…
Danny: Looks like this thing’s loaded with all kinds of sick info… Way different from the stuff we used to have.
Michael: I wonder if it’ll be enough to make us feel something again—to feel alive!
Danny: Prob’ly depends on how we use it, you know?
Michael: Anyway, this isn’t the only thing we’ve been waiting for.
Danny: Yeah—we’ve been dying to meet someone who can test the limits of the human condition.
Michael: Think you can do it, bro? Can you become the ultimate badass who rises to our challenge!?
Danny: Well, while you mull it over you might just wanna check out the color data we shared. It’s just your style—can use it to customize your vehicles and shit.
Michael: Also tossed in some data for your most hardcore buddy. In case you wanted to trick out your structures and stuff—give them some extra special flair.
Sam: Are you the Tar Lake Twins?
Danny: Yeah, sounds like us.
Michael: Not like there’s any other twins out this way.
Danny: But we have run into some other folks…
Michael: Yeah—Who have all been shit.
Danny: No, no, what about that Fisherman bloke—he had potential!
Michael: Right—We pulled him from the tar like stranded cargo… but he fell short in the end. Should’ve just let him drown.
Danny: Then APAC came calling, of course.
Michael: Told us to expect a visit from some guy.
Danny: They must’ve been talking about you, right?
Michael: Maybe—Show us what you’ve got.
Sam: What exactly are you expecting from me?
Danny: We wanna see what human beings are truly capable of.
Michael: It’s when we witness the impossible become possible that we remember what it means to be alive. You know what I mean?
Danny: You’re a living limit-breaker! Even though we won’t ever grow old—
Michael: We’ve gotta die someday.
Danny: And even though you still age—
Michael: It’s impossible for you to die.
Danny: Can you blame us for finding you fascinating?
Michael: What can this undying badass do?
Danny & Michael: Take it to the limit and beyond, bro!
Sam: Different to the net you used to have?
Michael: Oh yeah, heaps different.
Danny: See, we’ve been alive since before the Death Stranding.
Michael: I reckon that makes us over a hundred years old.
Danny & Michael: Impossible, right!?
Danny: We were caught in this freak accident back when it first kicked off.
Michael: But after spending twenty-one hours on the brink of death, we came back to life!
Danny & Michael: An impossible resurrection!
Michael: Even since then, we haven’t aged a bit.
Danny & Michael: An impossible story!
Sam: See you later.
Danny: Thanks, bro.
Michael: Hey keep in touch would ya? Do some more shit for us.
Danny: Yeah—Like those orders we just posted for you.
Michael: You’ll find them all sprinkled about the place.
Danny: And each is designed to push your ass to the breaking point.
Danny & Michael: “Can he go above and beyond!?”
Michael: Some might even go as far as to call these challenges of ours impossible.
Danny: It’d be pretty damn cool if you could prove those people wrong.
Michael: And if you manage to complete all of them—
Danny: Then we’ll give you something even fucking harder to top it all off.
Danny & Michael: So long, and good luck, sir!
Level 2
Danny & Michael: Yo! What’s up bro!
Danny: Have you got something for us?
Michael: I think it’s possible, huh!?
Danny: Where the hell did you find this baby!?
Danny & Michael: You proved yourself again, bro.
Danny: You broke through a barrier and showed us what humans can do.
Michael: So we’ve whipped up a special little something for ya.
Danny: Something tells me you need more materials.
Michael: Let’s increase your allocation, bro.
Danny: This color is perfect for a barrier-breaking badass like you!
Michael: Exactly! We’re also throwing in action data for your friend. Try using it to add a personal touch to your structures.
Danny: You’re doing great, but do not stop now. You still have other limits holding you back.
Danny & Michael: Push through and achieve the impossible!
Level 3
Danny: God damn, it’s shitting down out there. Hope it didn’t screw with your orders.
Michael: Yeah, it’s impossibly shit weather out there, bro.
Danny: Guess you know how to haul ass when you need to, huh?
Michael: Yeah—that’s a pretty decent time.
Danny & Michael: Sam the man has done it again!
Danny: You’ve crushed another barrier you fucking badass!
Michael: Awesome stuff, man, for real. And we’ve got a special treat just for this occasion.
Danny: Something tells me you need more materials.
Michael: Let’s increase your allocation, bro.
Danny: We’ve unlocked a cool hidden power for that red mask you’re carrying.
Michael: If you hold your breath while wearing it, you should be completely undetectable to BTs.
Danny: Ah—We’ve also hooked you up with the data of that hectic samurai dude.
Michael: You can use it to customize your structures if you’re keen.
Danny: But just remember—you’ve still got other limits to break.
Danny & Michael: Rise above and take it to the next level bro!
Level 4
Danny: Ah, decided to come back and hang out again, huh?
Michael: We wanna see these orders, bro—Blow us away!
Danny & Michael: No fucking way!
Danny: Look at all this cargo!
Danny & Michael: Give that man a gold star!
Danny: You’ve broken through another barrier and are flying high!
Michael: It’s so awesome, man. You’ve totally earned this reward.
Danny: We’re increasing your material allocation a little bit more.
Michael: Figured you could use them in all sorts of ways.
Danny: We’ve managed to unearth a sick hidden power for that golden mask of yours. Any BT crystals you use while wearing it will summon more powerful catchers than they normally would.
Michael: And as a bonus, we’re giving you some data for that fucking dickhead who used to wear it.
Danny: In case you wanna give your structures that kind of flavor, you know?
Michael: We’re pretty sure you haven’t reached your full potential yet.
Danny & Michael: Give it all you got and blow the fuck past your remaining limits!
Level 5
Danny: God damn, it’s shitting down out there. Hope it didn’t screw with your orders.
Michael: Yeah, it’s impossibly shit weather out there, bro.
Danny & Michael: Holy crap dude!
Michael: This is an example of the impossible made possible.
Danny & Michael: You’ve done an absolutely kickass job bro!
Danny: We seriously never deemed you’d put in this much effort to help us out! We’re, like, fucking shocked.
Michael: So we’ve gone ahead and prepared an ultimate challenge—just for you.
Danny: It’s the most impossible of impossible orders.
Michael: But a badass like you could surely prove us wrong.
Danny: And we’re hoping that you do.
Michael: Pick up the sub order when you’re ready to show us how it’s done.
Danny & Michael: Take it to the limit and beyond, baby!
Danny & Michael: What’s up bro!
Danny: Don’t tell me you actually recovered all of our shit!?
Michael: He did—You’re an absolute legend, mate!
Danny & Michael: Alright, let’s inspect this cargo. This cargo is fucking flawless mate! Shit, Sam, you’re the best of the best!
Danny: We seriously didn’t think you’d be able to complete our latest and greatest challenge, bro.
Michael: Way to prove us totally wrong.
Danny & Michael: You’re the real Mister Impossible!
Danny: And you bloody earned this. We’re increasing your material allocation a little bit more. For the man who’s conquered the greatest of our challenges…
Michael: We’ve got a sweet present we know you’re gonna love.
Danny & Michael: Congrats, bro—you earned it!
Danny: We’ve hooked you up with data for the ultimate portable chiral constructor.
Michael: With this baby, you’ll be able to fabricate structures that come pre-upgraded.
Danny: You can plop down little bridges and safe houses, fully formed, just like that.
Michael: We’ve also given you an extra special gift just to mark this occasion.
Danny: And don’t worry, bro—this sculpture is totally safe to be around—not dangerous at all.
Michael: Yeah, you can use it to spruce up your room or wherever.
Danny: For real, though, you are one hell of a guy, Sammy.
Michael: If you ever need a place to crash, our shelter is your home away from home.
Danny: Yeah, just tell us if you want to stay the night.
Michael: I swear, we haven’t had this much fun in forever.
Danny: We’re gonna post you a bunch more orders real soon.
Michael: So if you need something to get your blood pumping, check ‘em out and take ‘em on.
Danny & Michael: You got two new fans for life, Sammy!